Makin' Babies

I finally finished the last episode of The Riches yesterday. I've been having dreams about the opening titles - the music soundtrack to that show is stupendous. In any case, I'll need to find a new show to watch as I'm sure my letter to FX will not persuade the producers to continue the show, especially considering that it ended a year ago. My list so far for potential replacements now are:

Six Feet Under

Weeds

The Tudors

I included the last one on the list only because I find Jonathan Rhys Meyers's lips tantalizing and irresistable. As I once said, he and Fiona would have beautiful big-eyed babies. If only, if only.

Of course, not everything comes out perfect - that is, if you're using Routan Baby Maker. Here he is folks, the baby of J. Rhys Meyers and F. Apple:

Not bad, Routan. But where's the pouty lips? The dinner-plate eyes? The impeccable jaw line? Disappointing. This baby could've been a combination of Tom Selleck and Margaret Thatcher for all I care. Toss that baby out and in with the newborn! Here he is, in all his glory, the baby of Stephen Colbert and Lee Dunlap:

Sweet Jehovah! Kill it, kill it! It looks as though the Joker mated with that ogre from The Goonies.

Well, not everyone can have beautiful babies, but if you'd like to take a shot because you're pathetic and realize you'll never find someone who will be dumb or equally ugly enough to have kids with you, try out the site for yourself at Routan Baby Maker, the place where hideous creatures are born but can easily be aborted with the click of a mouse.